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im back! jess here again! remember me, i'm mrs. mac's friend that fills you in on celeb current events! now your all probably thinking who is this girl? i too am in my twenties with a full time job, full time family with children of the 4 legged kind, a strong dependency on wine and questionable morals. while i am a full fledged adult my tv taste borders on that of a teenager. right now mtv is in its prime with shows like awkward and teen wolf and i will watch real world/road rules challenges as long as they're on and im still breathing. lately i have been hooked to amazon.com to supply me with all my in case the world is ending absolute necessities such as inappropriate tshirts, polaroid film and dvd seasons of the big bang theory. anyway when i clicked on what they recommend i purchase this is what popped up...

apology post-its? i think amazon is trying to tell me something. okay enough about me lets get started. you know the drill, and im sorry if i offend anyone but chances are i will do it again.
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i hope all my divorces are as quick as this one… like taking ofa band aid! maybe now with scientology out of picture for little suri someonecan start telling her no. like “no it’s snowing outside take off your heels andput on some damn pants.”

now that tom is back on the market and john hits for both team keep your eyes peeled for these two. just remember I called them “jom” first.

kourt and dapper disick had baby number two, penelopescotland disick. personally i would have nixed the penelope and just gone withscotland. not my baby though. 

kateand pippa hit up the all england club for a little something called the men’schampionship. remember folks i love me some royal people, even pippa and hergun waving friends. 

well thats all i have for now partly because i was just informed that the cast of teen wolf is on instagram. im an instagram whore so if you'd like some free entertainment follow me @jester061186 you wont be disappointed!

laters baby