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hi everybody! this is jess and i am doing a guest blog for mrs. mac while she's "where the jeans are tighter and the hair is bigger" (her words)! recently i have been having a total hay day with whats going on in hollywood! lets get started and feel free to agree to disagree...

mary kate olson can’t keep her boney paws of THIS GUY? check out the real estate on his forehead! nothing about him screams “i have to sit on your face NOW”

fifty shades of miley….. last week I saw her side boob, today her labia’s, tomorrow her cervix. someone please help this child! 

she has an ass on her chest! what would christian grey do with these? oh the possibilities are endless...

nothing brings me more joy than this picture. i mean this in all seriousness. bella, edward, jacob, renesmee, all the other beautiful blood suckers, even creepy dakota fanning make me so happy i could wet myself! come on november.

my good friend wills turned 30 this past thursday! mrs. mac is always reminding me that i dont actually know him or any other member of the royal family. in my mind we go way back. 

well folks thats all for now, until next time. its been fun, thanks mrs. mac!

we aim to please :)

jess